tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
i paid $150 for this textbook
Better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET
my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex
I though it said “packet of gum”
don’t’ ask me where I got it from.
I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh
I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS ABOUT OCTOPI AND I JUST PICTURED A MAN TOUCHING A WOMAN’S ARM AND MIRACULOUSLY GROWING ANOTHER ONE AND HE JUST TOUCHES HER AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN UNTIL SHE’S JUST BLANKETED IN ARMS AND IM SITTING HERE WITH TEARS FROM THE LAUGHTER
In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
OH MY GOD
"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"
It might be that building a tiny version of your dream home is less expensive than going full size, but no matter the cost the world is full of miniature versions of your dream home.
whoaaa someone should get me a little house, this pretty and luxurious… i’d love you forever
haha yes please!!
my special skill is being able to remove stickers off of books
I am so jealous of you rn I wish I could do that
Use a blow-dryer to heat up the sticker and it’ll come right off.
WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ON EARTH THANK YOU FRIEND
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And erasers take the sticky stuff off fairly well with no damage.