lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

bryanemptier:

dynastylnoire:

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

I though it said “packet of gum”

don’t’ ask me where I got it from.

I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh

I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS ABOUT OCTOPI AND I JUST PICTURED A MAN TOUCHING A WOMAN’S ARM AND MIRACULOUSLY GROWING ANOTHER ONE AND HE JUST TOUCHES HER AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN UNTIL SHE’S JUST BLANKETED IN ARMS AND IM SITTING HERE WITH TEARS FROM THE LAUGHTER

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing lesbian ray

Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

World's Tiniest Dream Houses

disneyfansonly:

zodiacbrain:

just-relatable:

It might be that building a tiny version of your dream home is less expensive than going full size, but no matter the cost the world is full of miniature versions of your dream home.

World’s Tiniest Dream Houses

whoaaa someone should get me a little house, this pretty and luxurious… i’d love you forever

haha yes please!!

  • teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  • teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

bookwormdiaries:

bluestockingbookworm:

findinghomeinabook:

gracereadsbooksandreviewsthem:

findinghomeinabook:

written-beast:

my special skill is being able to remove stickers off of books

I am so jealous of you rn I wish I could do that

Use a blow-dryer to heat up the sticker and it’ll come right off.

WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ON EARTH THANK YOU FRIEND

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POST I MAY EVER REBLOG!

And erasers take the sticky stuff off fairly well with no damage.

sucksdylan